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Handsome Dikhta Ho


Me: Ammi kiya main handsome dikta ho?

 
Ammi: Apni girlfriend se poch lo
 
Me: Ammi girlfriend nai hai
 
Ammi: Khud he samjh jaa ab :P :D


Added by: ayesha



1 Larki Inspector Se

1 larki Inspector se:

 
Sir, mere husband 5 din pahle aalu lene Market gaye the,
 
Abhi tak wapas nahi aaye hai
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Inspector: Toh tum kuchh aur kyun nahi bana leti


Added by: nabeel



Figure Wali Larki

Figure wali larki Or Jigar wala larka 
 
kabhi single nai rehte


Added by: nabeel



Maa Ka Hath

Maa ko hath F5 ke tarah hota hai

 
Jaise mu per perta hai banda Refresh ho jata hai


Added by: nabeel



Mehmaan Rehmat


Wo mehmaan waqie ALLAH ke rehmat hote hain

 
Jo Saaray biscuit aur samoosay nai khatay !!


Added by: nabeel



Ab Books Kholo

Ab books kholo to books

 
bhi jawab day deti hein
 
Tu rehn day teray say nai hoga :P


Added by: nabeel



Zindagi to Bus

Zindagi toh bas 2 din ke hai

 
eik saturday aur dosra sunday
 
Baaki ke din toh insan ghulam hi hota hai :)


Added by: nabeel



Zindagi Ke Liye

Zindagi ghuarne ke liye

 
Pyar he kafi nai hota
 
Biryani be chaye hote hai. ;) :P


Added by: nabeel




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