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Thand Lag Rahe


Me: Thand lag rahi hai

 
She: Nahiii
 
Me: Thand lag raii hai ??
 
She: Nhiiii
 
Me: Thand lag raii hai ??
 
She: Tu baar baar same question kyu puch raha hai ??
 
Me: Coz i wanna hug you :P ;)


Added by: nabeel



Khamoshi Ko Kiy Sumjho

DuLha: Shadi se pehLe se kitny ‪‎boyfriends‬ thy

DuLhan: khamoosh

DuLha: (ChiLaa kr) is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon ...

DuLhan: Toba hai count tu krny do ... :P



Added by: nabeel



Translate This Sentence

Teacher: Translate this sentence

Larki kaprey pehan chuki hai

All boyz aik saath mein boley

Ohh....shit......we r late ;)



Added by: nabeel



Hath Thak Gya

Tujhey yad kar kar k
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mera haath thak gya. :P ;)



Added by: nabeel



Hollywood Logic


Hollywood logic

Chahe kitni b bdi musibat ho,

Jaan mushkil mai pdi ho,

Par ek kiss to bnti hai boss



Added by: nabeel



GIRLS GIRLS V R PEARLS

GIRLS,GIRLS,

V R PEARLS,
 
boys think that girls R lazy,
but actually they R the one,
who R LAZY & CRAZY!
 
they think they R the HEROES,
but actually they R the ZEROS!
 
GIRLS R always the FIRST,
& boys R the WORST!
 
boys have no MIND,
& were not at all KIND!
 
they always think about CARS,
 
I think they R from MARS!
 
they say GIRLS always CRY,
actually there own minds R DRY!
 
GIRLS always get better marks in a test,
because GIRLS R really the BEST


Added by: Bilal Khan



Love Is Blind

Love is blind

be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz dont mind


Added by: Bilal Khan



Na Msg Na Phone

Na msg 

Na phone
Na picture
Na tone
kya ban gaye ho
don?
number to aise
liya tha jaise roz
karoge PHONE
ab kehte ho hum apke hain kaun 


Added by: Bilal Khan




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