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If A Key Opens Lots Of Locks


Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks,

then its a master key,

but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,

then its a shitty lock.



Added by: Bilal Khan     Adult Sms



Aik Larka Larki Se

Aik larka larki se

I love u 

larki! But i hate you 
larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu. 
Larki yeh nhein ho skta kyoo k drmiyan main tow diwar hai.


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A Short Thing Its Get Longer

A short thing

its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?


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In A Party A Lady Wanted


In a party a lady wanted

to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
 
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.


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Pappu in garment shop

PAPPU was working 1st time in a garment shop
 
A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz
 
PAPPU thora sharmakar bola G aaj pehni nahi


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Naked lady gets into a taxi

A naked lady gets into a taxi

 
The taxi driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly
 
Lady: havent u seen a naked women in ur life.....????
 
Driver: no mam I am just wondering where u have kept the money to pay me.
 
Moral- concentrate on your work, no matters what happens around you
 
Be professional


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True love is about

True love is about touching her heart

 
not touching her private part


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3 FEELINGS

3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant


Added by: Bilal Khan     Adult Sms




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