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Fair & Lovely Ke Ad


Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya

Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?


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Catch Her By Her Waist

Catch her by her waist...

Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI


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2 Men Went 2 A Call Girl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better.


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I Really Deeply Wish Dat


I really deeply wish dat

u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.


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Ek Punjabi Kudi Ko English Bolne

Ek Punjabi Kudi Ko English Bolne Ka Bahot Shoq Tha..

 
Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Use Pata Chala Ke Us Ke Husband Ka Sirf Ek Hi Pair(Foot) Hai..
 
Jab Wo Punjabi Kudi Apne Maiky Gai to Apni Maa Se Boli..
 
Mom Mere Husband Da Te Sirf Ek Foot Aae..
 
MAA: Tu Te Khush Naseeb Aaen Kuriye, Tere Piyo Da Te Sirf 5 Inch Hai..
 


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Doctor Returns To His Clinic

Doctor returns to his clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.

 
Santa: 1st patient came with headache. I gave him Saridon.
 
Doctor: Good Job.
 
Santa: 2nd with running nose and I gave him Coldarin.
 
Doctor: Good job again!
 
Santa: 3rd patient was a lady. She took-off her clothes on the bed, opened her legs and said, Help me, I have not seen a Man for last 5 months.
 
Surprised Doctor, What did you do then?
 
Santa: I put Ciplox eye drops in her eyes.


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Larkiyan Aapas Men Galy Milty Waqt Kya Sochti Hen

Larkiyan aapas men Galy Milty waqt Kya

Sochti Hen.?
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Is K To Mujh se B Zyada ?Barry? Ho Gye hain..
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Pta nai knsa shampoo use krti hy ?BAALON? pe.
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O hath jorrta hoon tery aagy,
sudhar ja kbi to acha soch liya kr,.


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Yesssss i like your eyes

Girl: What do you like in me ?
Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.
Girl: Whattttt?
Boy:Yesssss i like your eyes.


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