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Dard ho raha hai


Dulhen: aa,aaa.. Dard ho raha hai.. Aram se

 
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
 
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 
 
hmm 8 hhmmm 8,
 
wow,8,8..
 
7,6,5,5


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Settle for self service

Sex is like a restaurant - 

sometimes u get excellent service,
sometimes u get very poor service
and sometimes u just have to settle for self-service


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Special power of women

Women have special powers.

They get wet with out water,
They bleed with out injury,
They make boneless meat get hard,
and make men eat with out cooking 8-)


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Girl your name


 Girl - ur name?

boy  - black lion
Girl - r u joking?
Boy  - no, it means kaalu singh.
 
and urs
 
girl - Soft underwear
boy  - r u joking?
girl - no it means komal chadda. :P


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Can not smoke here

 Sales girl: sory sir u cant smoke here

 
Customer: but i bought cigrete 4rm ur shop
 
sales girl: we sell condom also,but it doesn’t mean u start fucking us here


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Only dress yourself

Before sex you help each other get naked. After sex you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story: No one helps you once you are totally fucked



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Funny adult sms jokes 2012

Cute

Good looking
Easy to handle
Cool
Sexy
Nice structure
Its my mobile. How about your?


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2012 urdu adult sms jokes

A short thing

its get longer as u hold it
and pass between womans breast
and enters into a small hole
What is it?


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