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You Dirty Mind


1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)
 



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In chemistry class teacher asked a girl

In chemistry class teacher asked a
girl: what are Nitrates
Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.



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Enjoy until u get satisfied

Come here, take off your pants and
knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!



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Always think positive


Whats an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive



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Bottle of wine

He took me from a bar.

He took me in his car.

He took my top off.

He puts his lips on mine,

but dont worry:

m a bottle of wine!



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16 Saal ki Ladki

ek bhed mai 16 sal ki larki ko kisi ne peche se ongli de kar bhag giya peche mor kar dekha ek 80 sal ka borha tha to larki ne kaha kiya baba ap ne misbel di hai baba nahi beta mere to belanc hi khatam ho gaye hai

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A LIPTON TEABAG

Roses are red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go up, Pants go down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When its stiff,stick it in, it goes in dry,come out wet, the longer its in,the stronger it gets, it come out dripping and it starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton teabag!!

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Father is a Pharmacist

Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
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At dinner b4 eating with her parents he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
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Girl:u nevr told me that u are such a religious person.
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Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father is a pharmacist!



Added by: Sharjeel     Adult Sms




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