Man to super hot air hostess: whats Ur name?
Air hostess: Eva Benz
Man: lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess smiling: "same price" :D
Teacher: Hmay Garibon k Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.
Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hain.;-);-)
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid Itís Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
Student University k toilet mei gaya,
Jab ander ja k betha, to Samne dekha,
Likha hua tha...
"Itna Zor Taleem Pe Daitay To Exam May A+ Grade Laitay..
Garmian diyan chhutian,
sardian diyan chutian,
Lo hun navi chhutian v aa gaiya ne,
DEHSHAT GARDI diyan Chhutian....! :-p
How does a cricket comentator explain a girl without clothes?
No cover , No extra cover , silly points , 2 fine legs.
A deep gali & some little grass on da pitch
Light off honay par
London: Oh no..!
Washington : What is this.?
Karachi: phir chali gai..
Fasialabad : oo gai aa..
Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di.. :)
Tchr: why did you laugh?
Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra
Tchr: Get out of class for a week
2nd Boy laugh
Tchr: why did u laugh?
Boy: i saw both straps
Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth
she bent down to pick ch