A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
After Election Ex PM of India
“Ye to Sonia g ka Hath hai werna is
Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”
A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?
Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI
ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya
A Mouse Doing Sex with an Elephant
Under a Coconut tree, Sudddenly Coconut falls on elephant’s head.
Elephant shouted with PAIN.
Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY