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What Makes Me Fantastic


If i drink alcohol , i am an
alcoholic .
.
.
.
... .
.
.
So , if i drink fanta , does
dat make me
fantastic?
 



Added by: Sharjeel     Flirt Sms



Usko paa kar kibhi tu khona tha

Usko paa kar kibhi tu khona tha,
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha,
Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi,
Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha…



Added by: D0ol     Flirt Sms



Girl FRIEND Moti Ho Toh

Arz Kiya Hy
Chappal Choti Ho Toh Paaon Ma Nhi aati

Wah Wah kya baat ha

Chappal Choti Ho Toh Paaon Ma Nhi aati

 Girl FRIEND
Moti Ho Toh Bahoun
Ma Nhi aati.

( ‘ _ ‘ )       (“,)
/(             )  <//>
/               /

oh teri khair howay moti.



Added by: D0ol     Flirt Sms



I think you are very careless


I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.



Added by: D0ol     Flirt Sms



Loading the Babe meter

Loading the Babe meter…..

5%

17%

26%

57%

78%

99%

100% COMPLETE

Processing data..

ANALYSIS COMPLETE

U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!



Added by: D0ol     Flirt Sms



Girl To His Boy Friend

Girl to his boy friend:
“Kya tum meray liye chand taray toor kar la saktay ho?”

Boy:
“Tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, log mainu amrood ni toran dendy!”



Added by: D0ol     Flirt Sms



SWEETEHART

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart…
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS…
as u r already a SWEETEHART!** 



Added by: D0ol     Flirt Sms



Best lighting system of the face

A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)



Added by: D0ol     Flirt Sms




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