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Pappu Bank Mein Gya


Pappu Bank Mein Account Open Karne Gaya.

 
Form Mein 1 Question Tha
 
Hamari Bank Me Account Open Karvane Ka Reason?
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Pappu: Tumhari Cashier Mast Maal Hai ;)


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Evolution of Mankind

We all have that one friend on facebook

Who has not changed his/her DP since the

evolution of mankind



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Never Touches Them

Wife: wherever we keep the money

our son steals it.

I do not know what to do about it,

I keep the money

Husband: keep it in his books

He never touches them.



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According to Research


According to Research

A Man is declared dead when his

Heart stops beating

and a woman, when her tongue stops moving :P ;)



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Aik Sath Galityan

Qasam se aik sath sari ghaltiyaan

yaad a jati hai

jab
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.
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Ghar waly kehty hain baitho !!

Tum sy kuch baat kerne hai :P ;)



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Candy Crush on on Facebook

Few things are infinite

oxygen, hydrogen and

candy crush invitations :P



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Women Dress

Women do not dress to impress men.

They dress to irritate other women :P



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Software License

Argument with a woman

is like reading the software license agreement

at the end, you ignore everything

and click i agree.



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