Pappu Bank Mein Account Open Karne Gaya.
We all have that one friend on facebook
Who has not changed his/her DP since the
evolution of mankind
Wife: wherever we keep the money
our son steals it.
I do not know what to do about it,
I keep the money
Husband: keep it in his books
He never touches them.
According to Research
A Man is declared dead when his
Heart stops beating
and a woman, when her tongue stops moving :P ;)
Qasam se aik sath sari ghaltiyaan
yaad a jati hai
Ghar waly kehty hain baitho !!
Tum sy kuch baat kerne hai :P ;)
Few things are infinite
oxygen, hydrogen and
candy crush invitations :P
Women do not dress to impress men.
They dress to irritate other women :P
Argument with a woman
is like reading the software license agreement
at the end, you ignore everything
and click i agree.