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Two Reason


Two reasons why i do not let

my GF touch my iphone because

1) I do not have a GF.

2) I do not have an iphone ;)



Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms



Going to Cry

If you are going to cry,

prepare a towel,

not a facebook status. :P



Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms



Height of Revenge

Height of revenge:

After being rejected by her,

pappu started driving rickshaw

in her street and now he reject

her everyday..!!

Khali nai hai :P



Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms



Behind Every Successful Man


Behind every successful

man there is a women

If you need more success

increase the number of women



Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms



Powder on Face

Some women put so much

powder on their face

that you can actually play

CARROM on it ;)



Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms



Us Kahna Ke Aj

Us kahna ke aj mai boht khush hon Faraz

.
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Pichli Sardiyon ki Jacket Nikali tu jaib se 100 rupey neklay


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Hum Ne Apne Lie

 

Hum ne apne lie Ambulance ka bandobast kar lia Faraz

.
.
Suna hai B.A ka result any wala hia


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Mental in 20 Minutes

Another makes her son Gentle in 20 years.

 
But, a girl makes him Mental in 20 minutes


Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms




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