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All My Friends Are Getting Jobs

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All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married.

 
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I am just getting more awesome..!!


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



What Is The Colour Of Frequency

What is the Colour of Frequency?

 
Ans: Purple
 
How?
 
Frequency=1/time
 
means 1/sec
 
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
 
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
 
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Agar Doctor Ney Film Banayi Hoti

Agar doctor ney film banayi hoti to kya nam rakthay!

 
Kabhi khushi kabhi zakhm ,
hum blood day chuky sanam,
mission malayria,
operation kiya to darna kya..,


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Jab Kutay Ke Mout Ati Hai

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Jab kutay ke mout ati hai..!!

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Tu kuta mar jata hai..!!
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Apko tu har bat mein twist chahie..!


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Teri Muhabat Mein Khud Ko

Teri muhabat mein khud ko kar Bethy hain Barbad wah wah

 
teri muhabat mein khud ko kar bethy hain barbad
pak sar zameen shadbad kehhware haseen shadbad 


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



You are Looking good

Best saying heard ever:

 
If someone says you are not looking good Just say..
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Excuse Me! I m not your mirror !!


Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms



A Woman apology

A Womans apology:

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I m Sorry. But it was your mistake


Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms



How old are you

Teacher: How Old are You ?

 
Student: Check the Register
 
Teacher: Where are you from ?
 
Student: Check in school Info
 
Teacher: Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?
 
Student: Ask My Heart
 
Teacher: Stupid, where is your Heart ?
 
Student: Ask your daughter!!
 
Student Rock Teacher Shock


Added by: nabeel     Funny Sms



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