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Pathan and Sardar


 Pathan 2 Sardar:

Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Love The One Who Loves You

 When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you… :D


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Why I Hate C.I.D

 Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Uniform pehn ker


Boy going to school

 
A man asked him
 
beta parhte ho??
 
Boy: ni, uniform pehn ker mujra karne jata hoon.


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Shair Ko VOTE

Shair Nu VOTE paan waleyo
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Hun Shair Bano
By .. Wapda


 



Added by: Sharjeel     Funny Sms



Chand B Kya Ajeeb Cheez Ha Na

Chand b Kya ajeeb Cheez ha na?

jisma bachpan ma Mamoo
or
Jawani ma Janu nazar attiha.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Japani Couple Romance Kerte Howe

Japani couple romance kerte howe:
Husband: Sutaki
Wife: Kowanini
Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako
Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji
Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.
Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.-


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms



Ladki Patane Ka Tarika

Ladki patane ka tarika

Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjho FASI
&
Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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DIDI DAR GAYI
DIDI DAR GAYI


Added by: Bilal Khan     Funny Sms




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