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A Very Very TRIPLE Meaning Example


A Very Very TRIPLE meaning

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” HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI
Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond
ring chori ker k gift de di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine..
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai :P


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Zayada Zalalat

Is se zyada zalalat kya ho sakti hai....

 

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wo buhut hasi likin phir bhi na phasi...



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Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaasa huwa

Kal raat kitaab kholi to ehsaas
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Kitaab kholne se jo neend aati hai
na..
wo neend ki goliyaan khane se
bhi nahi aati



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Zindagi k 3 khubsurat lamhe


Zindagi k 3 khubsurat lamhe...
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1. SUBAH KI Neend :D
2. DoPAHAR KI Neend :D
3. RAAT KI Neend :D



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Tabdeeli Aa Gae Hai Dostoon

Tabdeeli AgYi hY D0st0on.....
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Buss Th0rhi Ganjii hY :D



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Vote Dene Ka Faida

Chalo vote dene gya to ek baat ka
to faida hua ...

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Colony ki kon kon larki 18 plus hogai
he ye pata chal gya :D :D



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English and Urdu always Contradict

English and Urdu always Contradict

Eng: The sooner the better.
Urdu: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai

Eng: Think of the devil and the devil is here.
Urdu: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the

Eng: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Urdu: Sabar ka fal meetha hota hai

and
the best one:

Eng: As wise as an owl.
Urdu: Ullu ka pattha!



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Papa Good News Hai

Son: Papa good news hai

 
Papa: Kya?
 
Son: Apko yad hai apne kaha tha ke agr main Exam main pas hogya
to mje 5000 denge.
 
Papa: Haan.
 
Son: Apke 5000 bach ge .


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