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Husband texts to wife on cell


Husband texts to wife on cell..

 
Hi,what r u doing Darling?
 
Wife: Im dying..!
 
Husband jumps with joy but types 
Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?
 
Wife: U idiot! Im dying my hair..
 
Husband: Bloody English Language!


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Dear Samsung

 Dear samsung,

 
 Please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your
 
smart phones.. !! :D


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Normal people sometimes

Shakespeare once said:

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I am going to washroom!
 
Moral: Even the best people sometimes say normal stuff :P


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Princess or Angels in heaven


There would be less number of Princess or Angels in heaven

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Than the number of Angels and Princess on facebook. :D :P


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Pathan Namaz parh Raha Tha

 1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 
Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai


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Aik Pathan Ne Veena Malik Se Masjid Ka Chanda Manga

 Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)


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Physics Kitni Easy Hoti Ager

 Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?

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Agar
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Apple k jagah Tree gir gaya hota!!!
To sala Newton hi mar jata!!!


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Parhny De

 Us Din dosti Sy Bharosa Uth

gayeh mera
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Jab apny Hi Dost Ny Class Room
Mai Keh Diyeh
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Parhny De


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