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What i Do


I only do what the voices

 
In my wife head tell her
 
To tell me to do 


Added by: aimen     Husband Wife Sms



Dukh Humesha Sath

Dukh humesha saath rehta hai,

 
Magar khushi aati-jati rehti hai.
 
Please explain in English
 
Aadmi: My wife is with me,
 
but her sister visits occasionally.


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Office Mein Over Time

Jo log humesha office mein

 
Overtime kerte hai
 
Kiya wo sab manti hote hai? nai
 
Ya to wo biwi se tang hote hai
 
Ya wo office mein kisi ke sath hote hai ;)


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Man Once Asked


A man once asked his father,
 
Father, how will i ever find the
 
Right woman, His father replied
 
Forget finding the right woman
 
Focus on being the right man


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Dear Future Wife

Dear Future Wife,

Deactivate your account

and go study i want a bright

future of my kids weli kahi ke. :P ;)



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Remarks on Report Card

Husband was shocked to read wife

old school report card

The remarks on report were
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Very Soft spoken and Obedient. :P



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



So She Can

When buying gifts for women,

the most important thing to remember is the receipt
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so that she can change it :P



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Shadi Shuda Bande Se

Kisi ne shadi shuda bande se pocha:

Pehle ap kiy kerte the?

Us ke aankho me ansu a ge aur bola

Jo mera dil kerta tha.



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms




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