Husband: Khaana tiyar hai?
Biwi: 30 mint ruk jayen.
Husband ok Mein bahir sae kha Leta hun.
Biwi: 5 mint ruk jayen.
Husband: 5 mint mein khaana tiyyar ho jaye ga?
Biwi: Nahi, mein tiyyar ho jaoun gi.
Best answer ever:
Wife asks: Why is it that all mariages
the bride sits on left side and
groom on the right?
Husband: Have you ever seen a profit and
loss statement. It follows the same logic
All income is posted on the right
and expenses are on the left
Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life.
Laughing at your wife mistakes can shorten your life. :P ;)
Har Mard ka 6 nukaati sapna
6 digits salary
5 days job
4 wheel gaari
3 bedroom ka ghar
2 pyare bachey
1 Goongi Biwi jo dekne me Katrina aur
kaam karne me massi sakina ho :P ;)
Behind every successful man
there is a woman
Because women do not run behind
unsuccessful men :)
Dear this computer is not
working as per my command
Darling: It is computer not a husband ;)
Females never listen properly
wife: i lost my keys again.
Husband: It is in your jeans.
Wife: Do not drag my family into this.
Wife and husband always compromise.
Husband admits that he is wrong and
wife too agrees with him.