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Khana Tayar Hai


Husband: Khaana tiyar hai?

Biwi: 30 mint ruk jayen.

Husband ok Mein bahir sae kha Leta hun.

Biwi: 5 mint ruk jayen.

Husband: 5 mint mein khaana tiyyar ho jaye ga?

Biwi: Nahi, mein tiyyar ho jaoun gi.



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Best Answer Ever

Best answer ever:

Wife asks: Why is it that all mariages

the bride sits on left side and

groom on the right?

Husband: Have you ever seen a profit and

loss statement. It follows the same logic

All income is posted on the right

and expenses are on the left



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Laughing on Mistake

Shakespeare:

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life.

Shakespeare wife:

Laughing at your wife mistakes can shorten your life. :P ;)



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



6 Nukaati Sapna


Har Mard ka 6 nukaati sapna

6 digits salary

5 days job

4 wheel gaari

3 bedroom ka ghar

2 pyare bachey

aur

1 Goongi Biwi jo dekne me Katrina aur

kaam karne me massi sakina ho :P ;)



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Every Successful Man

Behind every successful man

there is a woman

Because women do not run behind

unsuccessful men :)



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Computer Not Husband

Dear this computer is not

working as per my command

Darling: It is computer not a husband ;)



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Female Never Listen

Females never listen properly

wife: i lost my keys again.

Husband: It is in your jeans.

Wife: Do not drag my family into this.



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Husband and Wife Compromise

Wife and husband always compromise.

Husband admits that he is wrong and

wife too agrees with him.



Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms




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