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How to Take Right Decision


How to take a right decision

Pehle DIL ke suno

Phir Dimag ke.

Phir wohe kero jo

apki BIWI kahe

Sukhi rehne ka Sabse bada raaz.



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Mother Tongue

Papa, Mother tongue kya likhu

Likh de, very long and uncontrollable :P



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Two Females and Three Males

Wife: What r u doing

Husband: Killing mosquitoes

Wife: How many did u kill

Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.

Wife: How do u know their genders

Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer



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Saw you in Dream


Wife:

I saw in my dream that you

were buying a diamond ring for me.

Husband:

I saw your dad paying the bill.



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Leave Her Alone

Nothing makes a woman mad at her man like

when she asks him to leave her alone and he

leaves her alone



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Woman Loyalty

A woman loyalty is tested when her man has NOTHING,

And a man loyalty is tested when he has EVERYTHING.



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Real Man Wish

Every Boys Wish:

I am not a Prince,

But my Life Partner

should be a Princess
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Real Man wish:

My Life Partner may not be a Princess,

but i promise i will treat her like a Princess



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Hectic Days

Some men cannot decide

whether weekdays are more hectic or weekends.
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These men are called Married Men :P



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