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Husband Wife Sms


Husband Thaka Hua Aaya


Husband thaka hua aaya or

B.V se bola: Pani pila do.

B.V: Kya pyas lagi hai apko?

Husband (Ghusse se): Nahi gala dekhna hai k

kahin se LEAK to nahi hai.



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Hasband Or Wife Apas Me

hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h 

 
Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami
 
unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.


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A Husband Once Complained

A husband once complained

Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?


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Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se


Badsoorat Wife:

Apne Husbnd Se
 
Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy
Husband:
1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,
Phr
Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.


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Wife Husband Sms

Wife: India Jao tou Sarhi Bhejna

 
Dubai: Jao tou Jewelry Bhejna
 
France: Jao tou Perfume Bhejna
 
Husband: Gusse se, Dozakh Main Jaon tou Kya Bheju?
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Wife: Apni Video


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Height of Shak

Height of shakkk

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HusBand: Mein tumhare sath
 
1000 saal rahunga or dher sara pyaar karunga.!
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Biwi: Uske baaad kahan muh maarne ka iraada hai????
 
Bataoo ab chup q hogaye...


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Truely Cares For

Generally, a woman will only argue with someone she truly cares for.

 
Arguing less occurs when she's less interested.


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Window Phone

Wife (on phone) suniye! Window ka lock nhi khul rha.

 
Husbnd: Aysa kro thora oil garm kr k us pr dal do.
 
Wife: Kia us se kam ho jaye ga?
 
Husbnd: Try to kro
 
After 15 mints Husbnd calls wife
 
Husbnd: Tm ney 0il try kea?
 
Wife: Han kea, pr ab Laptop he band ho gya.
 
Husbnd: Lakh lanat tery tay


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