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A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said


A famous inspirational speaker said:

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who was not my wife
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: she was my mother
A big round of applause & laughter!
 
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who was not my wife
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
 
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
 
Moral: dont copy if u cant paste!


Added by: Bilal Khan     Husband Wife Sms



Mene Suna Hai Ke

Wife:

Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Husband Wife Sms



Main Driver Ko Nokri Se

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Husband Wife Sms



If I Dismiss The Cook


Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook

n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
 
Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Husband Wife Sms



Hasband Or Wife Apas Me

hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h 

 
Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami
 
unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Husband Wife Sms



A Husband Once Complained

A husband once complained

Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?


Added by: Bilal Khan     Husband Wife Sms



Can women make you millionaire

Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire??

 
Answer: YES, only if you are already a billionaire
 
(Hahaha I need a billionaire)


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



If I Dismiss The CookIf I Dismiss The Cook

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook

n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
 
Husband- I Wont Have To Pay You,
You will Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Husband Wife Sms




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