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Husband Wife Sms


Husband Or Wife Apas Me


Husband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h 

 
Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami
 
unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.


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Sharabi husband ko darane ke liye

Biwi Apne sharabi Husband ko darane k liye kale kapre Pehan kr bahar khari ho gyi

 
Husband jhoomtey huye: tum kon ho??
 
Biwi: chudail
 
Husband : haath mila, mai teri behen ka pati. =))


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Kamar me bohot dard hai

Husband:- Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai

 
Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
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Wife:- Wo Nahi Denge...
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Husband:- Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
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Jaane Do, Apna Hi Nikal Lo, Almaari Me Rakha Hai.


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Women worries about


Women always worry about

The things that men FORGET
 
Men always worry about
The things women REMEMBER


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Gulab Marny Par Response

wife ko Piyar sy Gulab Marny Par Responce

 
English wife U r 2 naughty sweet heart 
 
Urdu wife Na karo na janu 
 
Panjabi wife Banda ban Kanjra.. 


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Man walking in rain

A man was walking in rain

 
A sweet lady: Why dont you share my umbrella?
 
Man: no sister its fine
 
(And he walked away)
 
Moral: Moral voral kuch nai Piche biwi aa rahi thi


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Allah Sirf Mazloom Ki Sunta Hai

Wife:

Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
 
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.


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Aap Aaj Khana Paka Rahe Hain

Wife to Husband:

Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?
 
Husband: 
Nahi
na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.
 
Wife:
Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun,
ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi
 
Husband:
Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao


Added by: Bilal Khan     Husband Wife Sms




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