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Throw it away


When asked, how they managed to stay together

for 65 years the woman replied
 
We were born in a time, where if
something was broke, you fixed it, not throw it away


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Wife had accident

POLICE:

 
Sir your wife had accident please come and identify the body
 
HUSBAND: 
 
Am busy now, you take a photo and tag me on FACEB00K if its her I willl click LIKE.


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Tabdili Zrori Hai

Hsbnd.. Main Tumhe TalaQ De kar Dosri Shadi Karo ga
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Wife...Mgr Q.?
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Hsbnd.. Imran Khan Ne Kaha Hai Khush Haali K Liye Tabdili  Zrori Hy.......



Added by: Sharjeel     Husband Wife Sms



Tabdilli zarori hai


Husbnd: Main Tumhe TalaQ De kar Dosri Shadi Karo ga

 
Wife: Mgr Q.?
 
Husbnd: Imran Khan Ne Kaha Hai Khush Haali K Liye Tabdili Zrori Hai :)


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Best shopping for husband

Best shopping

 
Husband: ne paan khareed kr wife ko khanay k liye dia
 
Wife: Ap ne apne liye Q nhi liya?
 
Husband: main to waisay b khamosh reh sakta hoon


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Blue Shirt Sar gye

Intelligent Wife

 
Bv: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
 
Husband: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai
 
Patni: Pata Hai,
 
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms



Husband is like Split AC

Position of Husband is like Split AC, 

 
No matter how loud he is outside, 
 
BUT Inside the house, 
 
He is designed 2 remain Silent, 
 
cool & remote controlled. :-P


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My Wife is Queen

 A line written on a Husbands T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL 

 
BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P
 


Added by: nabeel     Husband Wife Sms




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