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Pappu Bank Mein


Pappu Bank Mein Account Open Karne Gaya.
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Form Mein 1 Question Tha..
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Hamari Bank Me Account Open Karvane Ka Reason?
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Pappu: Tumhari Cashier Mast Maal Hai ;)



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Marne Se Pehle

Judge: Marne se pehle tumhare koi akhri wish

Mujrim: Kisi aik case me insaf hota dekhna chahta ho

Judge: Bohat chalak ho, humesha zinda rehna chahte ho :P



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Phone Utha Liya

Dost: ye new mobile kab liya?

Dorsa dost: liya ni girlfriend ka uthya hai

Dost: kiyo?

Dorsa dost: wo roz kehte the ke tum

mera phone ni uthate, aj mouka dekh ke utha liya ;) :D



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Sab Se Zayda Tension


Aaj kal ke generation ko

sabse zayda tension kab hota hai?

Exam mein? Nai

Results mein? Nai

Jab so kar utho aur

mobile aas paas na ho tab. :P



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Jab Car Aurat Chalye

Doctor: Jab car aik aurat chla rahe the

tu tumhe road se dur ho jana chaye tha.

Patient: Kon se road?? me to park me laita hoa tha :P



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After Watching KICK

After Watching

KICK

Me: Mere attendance k baare main zYada mat sOchna

Main cOllege main ata hOOn Lecture main nahi



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Hum Ho Tum Aik Ho Jate

Larki: doctor sb meray dil main bohat dard ho raha hai

koi Acha sa mashwara dain.

Doctor: dard dilon k kam ho jatay

main aur tum agar hum ho jatay ;)



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Jis Umar Mein

Jis umar mein hamare daant tootthe the,

Aaj kal ke baccho ke us umar me DIL

toot jaate hai.



Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu




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