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Jokes In Urdu


Pakistanio ke Pass


Hum Pakistanio ke pas

har maslay ka hal hai.

Bas masla doosray ka

hona chaye. ;) :P



Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Dulhay ke Saaliyon

1990: Dulhay ke saaliyon, haray dupattay waaliyon :)

2014: Dulhay k saaliyon, bina dupattay waaliyon.



Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Maa se Pitney ke Baad

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad,.

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?



Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Facebook and Fridge


Similarity between ‪Facebook‬ and ‎Fridge‬,

kuch ho ya na ho kholnii tou zarur he :P



Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Bus Stop per

Bus stop per ak larka ak larki sy.

Ap ny sendil bahot achi pehni hai

Larki Otar k dekhao kya

Larka : Lo..... Es sy zeyada achi to kameez pehni hai ;)



Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Doctor Owr Allah Ko

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna

Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Larkion Ko I Love You

Boy 1: Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Tum Late Kion Aye Ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 

Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu




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