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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz


Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...

2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar 



Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Bhikari Pathan Se

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.

Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana



Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Today Relationship

Todays Relationships:

 
You can touch each other, 
 
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not each others phones..!! 
 
Hath Naa Laawiiiinn


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Larkion Ko I Love You Bolny


Boy 1: Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Tum Late Kion Aye Ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 

Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Mere her sans mein

Mere to har saans per ladke marte hain

 
oh bhenji...!!! kabi brush bhi kar liya karo


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



RelationShip Now A Days

RelationShip Now A Days

 
Start With POking .
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End With Blocking...!


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Behan Ki Rukhsati Per

Behan Ki Rukhsati Mein Uska Chota Bhai Bola: 

 
Papa, Baji Ro Rahi Hain Jiju To Nahi Ro Raha? 
 
Papa: Beta, Baji To Gate Tak Royaen Ge 
 
Lekin Jiju Qabar Tak Roye Ga


Added by: salman abbas     Jokes In Urdu




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