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Girlfriend me nakamyab


jo Larke fb par girlfriend banane mein nakamyab ho jaate hai

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Wo fb par larkiyo ki id banakar boyfriend banate hai


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Tukka lagao tukka

Amir liaqat ke paida honay per logon ne poocha,

 
larka ha ya larki, tou amir uncle ne kaha
 
musalmano tukka lagao tukka


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna Dosto

 Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna dosto

 
life me ansoo ponchny waly to bht milty hain magar
 
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naak ponchny koi ni ata  
 
so apny rumaal apny pass rakhna thand aa gai hai 


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Teacher and Student Funny Conversation


 Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 

Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Yaar Dhoka Ho Gaya

 Hostel student to his frnd:yaar

dhoka ho gaya..
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Frnd:kya ho gaya.. ??
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Student:yaar ghar se books ke
liye paise mangaye the,
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Gharwalo ne books hi bhej di…  :/  :v :p


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Extra Kameena Bacha

 "Extra Kameena Bacha" 

Son: Papa ap ki aur Mama ki love Marrige hai na? 
Dad: Haan..... pr tumhy kasy pta? 
Son: Apki Shadi aur meri date of Birth mai sirf 7 month ka farq hai


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Smart Pappu

 Pappu ki Maa: Pappu meri juti lab de 

 
Smart Pappu after 5 minutes.. 
 
Opened google.com and typed 
"WWW.baibay di khabbay pair di juti.com" 
 
Google replied: 
"Banday da putar ban" 
"Ae google a 
Teri baibay da Verha nai..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Jokes In Urdu



Aik Mrassi Aur Barish

Aik mrassi jb b kapray dhota barish aa jati.

Aik din mrassi sarf lainay dukaan pe pohncha hi tha k baadal aa gae.

Mrassi..KIDDAR??
Ma te rass lain ayan



Added by: Sharjeel     Jokes In Urdu




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