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1 young Doctor ne clinic khola

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1 young Doctor ne clinic khola.,

Thori der bad 1 admi aaya, 
 
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne k liye telephone ka receiver uthaya
or appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga, 
 
Farig hone k baad doctor admi se: 
 
G sir..? Admi: PTCL se aaya hun, telephone activate karne k liye..


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Why i hate CID

 Why I Hate C.I.D :(

 
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
 
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
 
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
 
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
 
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
 
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...:P


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Live in a generation

We live in a generation where

people spend half of their money
on food,
 
&
 
the other half on losing weight..!! ;) :P :D


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Good Fortune and Sign

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Daughter told to her mother, Right now I have seen a healthy white big cat went out from our kitchen

 
Mother told, It is good sign and fortune to see a white big cat.
 
Daughter replied, Yes fortune is that it has eaten all of your foods.


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



In An Interview

In an interview,

 
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….
 
Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp…………


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Itwar wala Dukh bht Ziada

4 cheezain khatam hone pe boht taklef dayti hain...! . . 

 
1-- Mohabbat 
2-- Rishta 
3-- Aietebar OR 
4-- ITWAR...:) 
 
Itwar wala dukh ziada bara hai ;-):-p:-D
 


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi


Added by: sunday     Jokes In Urdu



Mai Murree ja raha hoon

1st friend... Mai Murree ja raha hoon, rastay mei apni BV ko khaai mei phaink dunga . .

2nd friend... Meri wali bhi le ja, usay bhi phaink dena. . .

1st.. Chal theek hay, Par agar tu bura na maanay to teri wali ko Murree se wapsi pe phaink doon?
 



Added by: Sharjeel     Jokes In Urdu



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