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Butt Sab Apni shadi ki raat


Butt Sab Apni shadi ki raat Khoob kha pi k kamray me aaye,

Dakar mara, Kundi lagai, or bolay... Soneyo, Enj kyun bethey 0 So jao Sawere Walima v khana aay
 



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TUJHY KIA TAKLEEF Hai

EK Buzrg Se Kisi Ne Pocha...

Aap Hamesha Niche Q Bethte Hain?

Buzurg Ne Bohat Khoobsurat Jawab Dia

..

..


TUJHY KIA TAKLEEF Hai.
 



Added by: Sharjeel     Jokes In Urdu



Teacher To Student


Teacher To Student.. Planets k name Sunao?
Student..Mercury ,Venus,Earth,Mars........
Teacher..Aur Sunao??
Student..Bas ALLAH Ka shuker,Fit Faat Hon. Ap sunao



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PHYSICS kitni Easy hoti Agr


PHYSICS kitni Easy hoti Agr?
,
,
,
,
, ,
,
,
Agr
,
, ,
,
,
Apple ki jaga tree gira hota.
Salla Newton he mara jata.



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Sacche dost ki talash

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
.
Na Mujhe Zamane se koi aas hai,
.
.
.
.
Jo apna samajh k apni girlfriend ki
kiss dilwa de,
ya no.de.
Mujhe to us sacche dost ki talash
hai...
.
Hai koi yahan mera dost



Added by: Sharjeel     Jokes In Urdu



Husband messages to wife on cell

Husband messages to wife on cell  ..

Hi,what are you doing darling???
Wife i am dying...
Husband.. Jumps with joy but types .sweet heart, how can I live without U?
.
.
wife .. You idiot...I am dying my hair..

Husband .. Bloody english



Added by: Sharjeel     Jokes In Urdu



Urdu Load Shedding Sms Jokes

BREAKING NEWS
 
WAPDA ka kehna hy k
 
sirf APRIL mein awaam ko
 
LOAD SHEDDING
 
ki takleef brdasht krni ho gi
 


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Geo CheaterZz



2 Studnt cheating krne hi wale the k Teacher agaya or pucha..
Tum se pechay wale larke ne abhi kya pucha?
Studnt..
Sir is ne pucha Japan ka Capital kya h ..
Teachr..
To tum ne bata dia?
Studnt..
Nai Sir ..
Mene isko danta tha k ab to Tu ne muje Toka h mgar ab na "TOKYO"
Geo CheaterZz



Added by: Sharjeel     Jokes In Urdu




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