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Marriage Sms


Today is our anniversary

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



Added by: D0ol     Marriage Sms



Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!



Added by: D0ol     Marriage Sms



Who is lucky lover in this world...

Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !



Added by: D0ol     Marriage Sms



Marriage is the only war

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Marriage is the only war in which you Sleep with the enemy
Goodnight



Added by: Sharjeel     Marriage Sms



Husband Needs Rest

Doctor.. your husband needs rest and peace Here are some
sleeping pills
Wife.. When must I give them to him
Doctor.. They are for you



Added by: Sharjeel     Marriage Sms



Husband and wife are like liver and kidney

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails.. kidney fails.
If kidney fails. liver manages with other kidney



Added by: Sharjeel     Marriage Sms



Why are you home so early.

Wife.. Why are you home so early..

Husband.. My boss told me to go to hell.

 



Added by: Sharjeel     Marriage Sms



2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives

2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..

1st .. Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ..

2nd ..I Stop Listning.

1st How..

2nd .. I Turn
Off The Lights
 



Added by: Sharjeel     Marriage Sms



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