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2 Indian Soldiers Capture A Pakistani


2 indian soldiers capture a pakistani,

gave him a dice & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We will kill u.
Pakistani askd:
Aur agar 6 aya to?
Soldiers:
LUDO nahi kheli kya? Phir se chance milega..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Naughty Sms



Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe (Mouse) k liye 1 tarf CAKE
aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai
bar food-item badle magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi
sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,
ho skta h wo uski BEHAN ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz


Added by: Bilal Khan     Naughty Sms



You Know What COLLEGE Means

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Naughty Sms



Apne Mobile Ko Facewash Lagakar


Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar

garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!


Added by: Bilal Khan     Naughty Sms



padosi se pyar

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu

 
Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.
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Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi
 
Baap: nahiiiiiii


Added by: nabeel     Naughty Sms



Subha Sawere Utha Karo

Dada: Subha Sawere Utha

Karo, Is ke Bohot faide
Hain. Dekho Jo Chiryan
Subha Sawere Uth’ti Hain
Unko Keere Makore Khane
Ko Mil Jate Hain…
 
Pota: Or Jo Keere Makore
Subha Sawere Uth’te Hain
Unko Juldi Uthne Ki Saza
Bhi To Milti Hai…..
;-)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Naughty Sms



Hamare Paros Wali Buddhi Aunty

Hamare Paros Wali

Buddhi Aunty Mujhe
Bohot Tang Karti
Theen,,
Jab Bhi Kisi Ki
Shadi Hoti Wo Mere
Gaal Zor Sy Kheench
K Kehti AB TUMHARI
BAARI HAI
Phir Unho Ne Aisa
Karna Band Kar Diya
Pata Hai Q.??
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Jab Bhi Koi Mar Jata
To Main Un Ko Gaal
Kheench K Kehta,,
AB AAP KI BARI HAI


Added by: Bilal Khan     Naughty Sms



Muhalay Ki Bachi

Bara dhukh hota hai jub muhalay ki bachi ghr aa kr sharmaty huay kehti hai
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Bahi 1 cola baraf ka dyna mehman ay hain.....:P



Added by: Sharjeel     Naughty Sms




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