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3 Fastest Ways Of Comunication


 3 fastest ways of comunication... 

 
3. Telephone 
 
 
2. Television 
 
 
1. Tell a women... 
 
 
If Need more speed??? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Also advice her 
 
"KISI NU DASSI NA"


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KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy

Teacher! 

Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? 
 
Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn 
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha 
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi Hoti Hy.


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Ghair Mard Se Baat Karna

New Generation....
Aurat 5 saal k bachy ko ciggret peety
huey daik k boli..
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Beta kia tumharey ghar waalon ko
pata ha tum ciggret pee rahay ho..??
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Bacha (Dhuwan chorrty huey)
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Mohtarma kia aap k husband ko pata
ha aap ghair mard se baat kr rahi
hain :O :p :D :D



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Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Main


 Dhoka mila jab pyar main,

Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,
 
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.


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Mere Pyar Ke Icon

 Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
 
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
 
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
 
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Naughty Sms



Kabhi Be Naraz Na Hona

Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to kabhi be naraz na hona
Q k
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Tusi v koi na koi chawali zaror mari honi aay



Added by: Sharjeel     Naughty Sms



Teacher To Student

Teacher..Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju...No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher ...Why?
Raju..My mother will not allow me to go so far



Added by: Sharjeel     Naughty Sms



Different Varieties Of ammi

Different Varieties Of ammi

Doctor Ammi.. 1 thapar parega to tabiat thek ho jae Gi

Reminder Ammi.. 1 bat tumhe Kitni bar batani Parti hai

Najomi Ammi... Mujhe pehlay he pata tha Ye glas Tooty ga

Confused Ammi.. Ma insan hu K Machine?

Selfish Ammi.. Lunch ma Parathay tumhare liye Diye they ya Tmhare dosto K lye?

Shakki Ammi...10 me se 10 no ? Zarur tumne Cheating ki hogi

aur Meri Ammi........ Chhad de mobile di jan, mai es siyape nu agg la deni hai
 



Added by: Sharjeel     Naughty Sms




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