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Meera dinner ka bad


Meera dinner k bad waiter sy.. ...ye lo 100 rupay tip, go and KILL THE WAVES...

waiter pareshan n u also .. He said ..KILL THE WAVES... mtlb? Meera...JA JA K MOJAN MAAR.
 



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Urdu naughty sms 2012

 1 day I read smoking is bad: I stop smoking

 
1 day I read drinking is bad: I stop drinking 
 
1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit 
 
I stop reading


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Best Naughty Sms in urdu

 Bacha Mis Se: Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga, 

 
Mis Ghusey Se Boli: Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He 
 
Bacha: Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.


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Urdu Naughty Sms Girlfriend


 Teacher! 

Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? 
 
Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss Ayesha Apko Bula Rhi Hn 
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha 
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi Hoti Hy.
 


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Tez Bhag

Teacher.. Beta Batao k fast, faster,fastest forms ko urdu mai kaise kahenge?

Student: Bhag


Tez Bhag


Bhag Teri Maaa Ki **** Bhag



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I Am Your Friend

Son : udaas beitha tha

dad ny kaha:beita tell me kyu sad ho i am ur friend na
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Son:ary kya yaar
Sabzi k paisun sy meri wali ko kra k dia tou teri wali ny bht maara



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Naha Lena Chahiye

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye



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2020 Ka Fakeer

Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De De.
Boy..
Ye Le Meri B.com Ki Degree Rakh Le,
Bhikaari ..
Nahi Chahiye.
Tujhe Chahiye To Meri MBA Ki Le Le.



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