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Young Generation And Tension


Young generation ko sb se zyada tension kb hoti hy?.
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Papers mein??? Nhi.
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Result pe??? Nhi.
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Tb hoti hy jb woh so kr uthen aur unka mobile ammi k pas ho.
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( )..Nhi Ammi
/ /..hum sirf
dost hain.



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CNG is not available

"I love to walk in rain so that no one can see that i am crying!"
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Ye purana wala tha.
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"I love to walk in fog so that no one can see that i am smoking"-
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Ye naya tha..
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Latest pta ha, kya hai?"
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I love to walk,
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Because petrol is now Rs.90/liter and CNG is not available"



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Journalist To Meera


Journalist to meera:
What Type Of Roles U Like ???

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Meera : Wassay Toh I like Chicken
Roll, Lekin Beef Roll Bhi Khaa
Leti HoN....



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Call ker loon


Husband: Socha call ker loon. Tum miss ker rahi hogi?

Wife:15 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha..?
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Husband: O fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya.



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line marti hai

‎1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
madam main aap ko kaisa lagta
hun?
Madam boli
SO SWEET
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BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai



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FROM WAPDA

MAIRAY WATAN K
PYARE PYARE
PAKISTANION…
APNE APNE BISTR
BAHIR GALI ME LAGA LO

 

BOHAT PYARI HAWA CHAL RAHI  HAI

 

FROM...WAPDA
 



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Ek larki molvi se

ek larki molvi se.. agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi
Molvi.. dozakh main jao gi
Larki..agar main aap ko kiss karon to..
Molvi... muskara kar..
...bare chalak ho
jannat main jana chchty ho
 



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Djuice Khamoshi ka boycott

“Jub murghi anda free deti mein deti hai,
to bazar me anda 8 rupay ka q milta hai?”

Aaj nhi bolo ge to kal bhugto ge…

Djuice!
Khamoshi ka boycott!!

 



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