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1 Arbi Bath Room Me


1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,

PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,

logo ne pucha to Bola.

ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.



Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



A Phatan Joined Army

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan Ka Baita Awaaz Badal Ker

Pathan ka baita Awaaz badal ker Apnay Master ko call kerta Hy..

Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta
Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay sy bola..
Tum kon baat ker Rahay Hou?
bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat ker Rahay Hain..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai


Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
 


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

SARDAR:

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….
use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Man Jumpd Into Water

Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
Humans r Soluble in water


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan College Ki Ladki Se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:



Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms




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