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A Man Jumpd Into Water


A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water



Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



How many apple can you eat

Girl to pathan: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

 
pathan: 4 apples
 
Girl: U can eat only 1 apple because when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.
 
pathan: Wah yar kamal kr diya, main apny doston ko b bataon ga,
 
Pathan to his frnd: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
 
Frnd:6 apples
 
pathan: O jaa yar jay tu 4 kehnda ty bra shugal lagna c


Added by: nabeel     Pathan Sms



1 Pathan 4 Meter Lamby Pipe

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha

Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?
.
Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



1 Pathan 15 saal se


1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha

.
1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan Ka Challenge

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
.
Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
.
Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



4 pathan Train K Piche Bhag rahe Thay

 4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

 
2 charh gaey
 
To train men logon ne kaha
 
WELDONE
 
Pathan: khaak well done?
 
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Ek Pathan Apni Bhabi Ko Mar Raha Tha

 Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Sardar ji to Pathan

Sardar ji to Pathan: 

Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai? 
 
Pathan: 
Hamara beta. 
 
Sardar ji: 
Aur sabse barri kamzori? 
 
Pathan: 
TUMHARA BETA...!!
 


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms




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