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Msjid K Leay Chnda


Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,

1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don ga 

Dosra:ma tube lgva don ga 
 
Pthan josh ma a k khta ha ma cable lgva don ga :-)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa

Jin: 

Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 
 
PATHAN: 
Ek Shair suna do
 
Jin: 
Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 
Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 
 
PATHAN: 
Wah Wah 
Kya Shair hy...


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan Bhaga

 Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.

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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan Bhaga


 Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty



Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan Ki Namaz

 1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan In Cinema

 1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata


Added by: Bilal Khan     Pathan Sms



Pathan ki 2 Beveyan

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
 
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 
2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. 
 
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola 
 
 
hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?


Added by: nabeel     Pathan Sms



Pathan Doobte doobte

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... 

 
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....
 
use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan 
 
bacha le...;-)


Added by: nabeel     Pathan Sms




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