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Best Break up Ever


Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend. 

 
GirlFriend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER !:-D
 


Added by: nabeel     Pathan Sms



Pathan ne Larki ko

 Pathan Ne Larki Ko I Love U Bola, 

 
Larki Ne Usay Ek Thappar Maara Or Kaha: Kya Bola...? 
 
Pathan Jawabi Thappar Maar Kr Bola: Jab Suna Nahi To Maara Q?
 


Added by: nabeel     Pathan Sms



Bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa

ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han.
dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q .
to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha ,
to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka,
to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms



To is me khushi ki kia baat hy


Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.

Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms



Sardar aur Pathan Ja Rahey Thy

Sardar aur Pathan ja rahey thy

un ko 1000rs. ka not mila

Sirdar:
chalo fifty fifty ker letey hain

Pathan:
baqi 900 ka kya kren ge.



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms



Teacher Ne Samoking ka Nuksan Bataya

Teacher ne Samoking ka nuksan btane k liye 1 keera smoke jar mai dala to wo mar gya.

Teacher:Ap ne kya seekha?

Pathan:
Smoking se pait k keeray mar jate hain.



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms



Pathan Ne Naswar ki Shop Kholi

Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi

log hans hans k pagal ho gaye

waja?
?
Usne Likhwaya k Khawateen k liye pardey ka khaas Intizam hai.



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms



Sheikh To Pathan

Sheikh:
Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta hua Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:
Tum bohat
be-waqoof ho Rakshy k Peche Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms




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