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Ek Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kr Raha Tha

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Ek kabutar pathan ko tang kr raha tha,
Pathan ne usay pakar liya or usay marnay ka faisla kr liya,
Wo usay chat pe le gaya,
Aur!

Wahan se nechay phenk diya,

(‘,’)
<( (>
./ /.

Moral:
.
.
.
.
Moral woral kuch nahi wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha nichay gir k mar gaya.



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General Knowledge Question

Phatan nay General Knowledge ka Paper bnaya, sab bachay fail.

Q.1. China kis Mulk me hai ?

Q.2. 14 August kis Date ko ata hai ?

Q.3. Green Rang kis Colour ka hota hai ?

Q.4. Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain ?

Q.5. Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai ?



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Pathan Rocked Computer Shocked

Ek pathan bar bar windows ka pasword bhool jata tha.
Ek dfa us ny socha me apni windows ka paswrd kia rkho jo kbhi na bholon.
Us ny apni windows ka paswrd rkha
”INCORRECT”
Aab jab b wo galat paswrd enter krta

Computr usy khud he bata dyta
”Ur paswrd is incorrect”

pathan rocked
computer shocked..



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Pathan Servis Shose Ki Dukan Py

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Pathan servis shose ki dukan py
Bari garanti dandy o juti ne tay 2 din v nai kaday
Dukandar :
Huwa kia hai
Pathan:
chuki gai ay pai,



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Pathan 2 Friend

Pathan 2 friend:
tum hamari shadi par kya  khaas karega?
.
Friend:
Yara hawai fire to sab karta hy  tumhara shadi par hum khud kush dhamaka karega.



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PIA Ki Flight Mein Captain

PIA ki flight mein Captain anouncment k baad mike Off krna bhooL gaya,
.
Captain apny
co-pilot se :
.
Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phir Air hostess ko kiss krunga
.
ye sun kr 1air hostes mike OFF karne bhagi to gir gai
.
Sath betha pthan:
O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehly wo cofee piye ga.



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Ek Pathan Ladies Ward Me

Ek pathan Ladies ward me ja kr late gaya.
Nurse.
Tumko sharm nahi aati.
Pathan bola
Sharm kaisa.
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha
Geo pathan



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1 Pathan 2sre Se

1 pathan 2sre se:
Zara Car se bahir dekhna k indicators jal rahe hain ya nahi?
Dosra Pathan bahir dekh kar:
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.
.
Han, Nahi, Han, Nahi, Han, Nhi, Han, Nhi.



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