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Pathan Sms


PATHAN KI MAA


PATHAN KI MAA:
Beta!
Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga
or wapis aane main 7 Din lag gaye, wo bhi Nayi Car sa?
PATHAN:
MAA!
Ye Car Banane wale bhi Pagal hain,
Jane k liye 5 Gear Bana diye or Aane k liye Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear



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MATHS Teacher To Pathan

MATHS Teacher to a brilliant pathan:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon me barabar kaisay taqseem krain gy
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pathan:
milk shake bana k.



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Pathan Doctor Ko Maar Raha Tha

Pathan Doctor Ko Maar raha Tha.
Logon Ne Puchha isey Q Maar rahy ho?
Pathan Bola.
itna Garmi mein Zalim Ka Bacha Kehta hy,
Paani Ubal Kar Piyo.



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Shaadi Ki Raat Pathan Confuse


Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi se kya baat kre.?
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Akhir wo bola.
Aap k ghar walon ko pata hy K aap aaj raat yahin pe
ruken gi?.



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Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.



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Pathan Ka Interview

Pathan ka interview tha
Sawal Aaya:
English Mein translet karo
‘Main Nokri k Liye Bohat umeed Se Hun
Pathan:
I Am Pregnant For the Job.!



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Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Or Laathi Bhi Na Tote

Pathan:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
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Sardar:
watty maaroo watty.



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Pathan Hona Koi Jurm Thori Hy

Manta hun yaaron k me Karachi ka nahi hun
Pathan hun sada kisi party ka nahi hun
Mana k mere roop me bhi koi fasad kar rha hy
Is sheher ka Am’n barbaad kar raha hy
Me to is sheher me apnay rizq ka dana chunny nikla tha
Na dehshatgardi karnay na hi nishana banny nikla tha
Tum Batao me is sheher se jaon to kahan jaon
Dhamakon,Selabon ki nazar hy mera Gaaon
Tumhara Har latifa mere naam se jur raha hy
Tumhare qisson me mera mazaq urh raha hy
Ja k dekho kis tarh se ghar bikharta hy
Jb jahazon se gharon pe bum girta hy
Mere chehray pe darrhi hy meri rangat gori hy
Pathan hona koi jurm thori hy.



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