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Pathan Sms


Sardar To Pathan Funny


Sardar:
yar mujhe safar main nend nai ati.
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Pathan :
To tum rabi-ul-awal main so jaya karo.



Added by: Do0l     Pathan Sms



Eik Pathan Shadi Par

Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha..
main to 1100 lungi
2nd sali boli mai to 1200 lungi
peche se ek pathan bola... 2310 lelo Baji us mein FM b hy.
 



Added by: Sharjeel     Pathan Sms



Pathan Aur Teacher

Teacher..Tumhare abbu ka kya nam hy???
Pathan..Google Khan...
Teacher..Yeh kesa nam hua??
Pathan..Hum jahan b hota hy wo hmko dhoond leta hy
 



Added by: Sharjeel     Pathan Sms



TUSI bade hi great ho


TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
dil 20 13 80 20 tere
dil 20 13 80 20 tere



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms



1 Pathan Apni Jaib Me

1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar Daal K Ghoom Raha tha
kisi Ne pucha aisa Kyon kar Rahe ho?
Pathan
“Is Dunya me ushi ki Qadar hoti hai
Jis ki Jaib Bhari hoti hai.

 



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Sardar Pathan Jokes

Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms



Pathan Ne Parosan Ko Letter Likha

Pathan ne Parosan ko Letter Me Likha
I LOVE U
Or
Phir Niche Ye b Likh dia
Mene English Me is lye Likha hai k tumari Ammi
Parh na Sake k Mujhe Tumse Pyar hai.

 



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms



Pathan Ko Maar Pari

Pathan ko mayyat waly ghar se maar pari
waja?
log mayyat k ird_gird barf rakh k ro rahe thy
wo mayyat ko Hila k bola
O Mama uth k Baraf day
Gahak Ro Rahay Hain.



Added by: D0ol     Pathan Sms




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