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Sardar Ji To His Friend


Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....

 
Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



1 Truck Dusray Truck Ko

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:
ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck...!


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….

Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….

use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan

bacha le…;-)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



College Ki Ladki Se Bola


Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



A Man Jumpd Into Water

A Man Jumpd into Water and Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water and Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
Humans r Soluble in water


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Sardar Looked Himself In Mirror

Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:

Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:
 
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Mere Iraday Baray Neek Hain

Wife : mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.

 
Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Train Mai Ek Husband Apni Wife Say

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.

 
dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon
 
Samnay wala passenger bola: bhao bhao


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms




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