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A Sardar Was Running With His Pregnant Wife


A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,

 
Pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Sardar Ji To His Friend

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....

 
Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



1 Truck Dusray Truck Ko

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:
ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck...!


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Socha suprise dun ga


Sardar ka Baap UK se aaya

 
Baap Teri MAA Kahan he??
 
Sardar- Padosi ke Saaat Bhag Gayi
 
Baap- Tune Mujhe batayaa kyu nahi??
 
Sardar - Socha Surprise dunga.


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Sardar Missed The Train

 4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
sardar: khaak well done?
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Sardar And Sons

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa

Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
 
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Mun Mai Pani Ana

 Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

(Mun mai pani ana).

Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia



Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Yar Bari Mushkil Main Hoon

Sardar ji to his friend:

Yar bari mushkil main hoon

meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....

 
Friend:
acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms




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