A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,
Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.
Sardar ka Baap UK se aaya
4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe thay,
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
(Mun mai pani ana).
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
Sardar ji to his friend:
Yar bari mushkil main hoon
meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
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