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1 Truck Dusray Truck Ko Rassi Se


1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya
or kehne lga:
ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck...!


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hy

 Wife:

Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hy Ya
Aqalmandi?
Sardar:
Mhjy To Tumhari Ye Mazaq Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti he,,,


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Ek Rasi Ko Le Janay K Lye Do Do Truck

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:
ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck...!


Added by: Bilal Khan     Sardar Sms



Fixing a bomb


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

 
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
 
Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more.


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Bike taiz chalate ho

 Sardar: Tum Bike Taiz Q chla Rhe ho? 

 
Pathan: Ye Letter Urgent Dena he 
 
Sardar: kahan? 
 
Pathan: Addres Prhne ka Time Nhi he 
 
Sardar: Ok Go Fast.


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Sardar Roommate

Dr: Which soap do u use?

Sardar: Bajrang da soap
 
DR: paste ?
SARDAR: Bajrang da paste,
 
DR: shampooo?
SARDAR: Bajrang da shampoo
 
Dr: Is Bajrang an international company?
Sardar:No.. Bajrang is my room mate


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Teri Dukan Mithai Ki

Customer: Teri dukan to mithai ki hai.

 
Tera dil khaney ko nai krta ? 
 
Sardar: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus gulay Ginn k Jata hai 
 
Is liye choos k rakh deta hn.


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Zindagi me agar kuch hasil

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to 

hamesha apne dimagh ki suno 
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno 
Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k 
 
Ya-Allah kahin me SARDAR to nhi?


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms




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