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Sardar Sms


Sardar Ne Khet Khaye


Sardar: Kal minoo 9 aadmian ne kutia 
 
Dost:Fer tu kuj ni kita? 
 
Sardar:Ma aakhya himat hai te kalhay kalhay aao, 
 
Dost:Fer? 
 
Sardar:Fr saryan ne wari wari kutia.
 


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



kaise machis laye ho

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Sardar Went to Pizza hut

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.

The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
 
Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Sardar baraf leak kaha se


Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha... 

Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? 
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Sardarji went to shop

 A sardarji went to a

STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
 
:-( Guess why ?
 
bcoz there it was written
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain.


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Sardar Funny Sentence

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentence 

Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , 
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi 
Use Hua Ho 
 
 
 
SARDAR: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH 
NO ENTRY .... =P =D


Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



Sardar aur Shadi

Sardar: Jadon mari Nawi Nawi shadi hui. mari BIWI manu ani changi lagdi c k dil kr daa c khaa hi jawan.
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Dost: achaa. or ab??
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Sardar: Khaa hi janda tay Changa c.



Added by: Sharjeel     Sardar Sms



New Technology

Nurse .. mubarak ho sardar ji app ke ghar baita paida howa hai...

Sardar.. uff .. Yeh kaisi technology hai B.V hospital main hai aur bacha ghar main paida howa hai..



Added by: Sharjeel     Sardar Sms




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