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WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER


ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM  DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
 



Added by: sss     Sardar Sms



How I look while sleeping

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.

His wife asked what you are doing
He said  I m seeing how I look while sleeping
 



Added by: sss     Sardar Sms



Sardar aur Pathan

Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya,
Pathan: Jhot bolti hai 1500 tha hum ne 2 bar gina tha,
Sardar: Paisa ka masla nai bus tu banda dhond



Added by: Sharjeel     Sardar Sms



Sardar & fire brigade staff


A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
still he was in jailwhy
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !



Added by: Sharjeel 03464689186     Sardar Sms



Punjabi sentence

Teacher:-
Translate This Punjabi sentence into English
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Ethay Te Anni Pei Hoi ay

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Sardar:
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A Blind Girl is sleeping  here :-)



Added by: nabeel     Sardar Sms



where is abu dabi

For job interview question.
Brithish to sardar:"where is abu dabi?"
Sardar:jis qubrastan ty ammi dabi,ody naal e zara para kr k abu dabi"



Added by: Nabeel     Sardar Sms



Yaar Uth ZALzala Aa Raha Hai

Sardar: Yaar Uth ZALzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Pathan : O Yara So ja Ghar Giry ga To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Haiey.



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Barish K Sath Bijli Kiun

Teacher:
Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he,

Sardar g: Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga suki reh gai ae.
 



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