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Tangein Koi Aur

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Tum nakhry uthaty reh jao gy

Tangein koi aur utha ly ga



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Everything is Fair

Pappu: Everything is fair in love

 
Girlfriend: Par jaanu, tumhara toh kaala hai


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Larki Jitne Marzi Gori

Larki jitne marzi gori hojaye,

Uski aik cheez humesha kaali he rahegi
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Parchai BC parchhai ;) :D



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3 Larkiya Rikshy Per

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3 larkiyan Rikshy per college ja rahi theen

1 larki ny Rikshy walay se pucha: Chacha,

bari lulli maza deti hai ya choti?

Rikshy walay ny kaha: sharm kero

Lrrkiyon ny kaha: plz btao na

Rikshy walay ny kaha: Lulli to bari he maza deti hai

1 larki hansti hui boli: Mainy kaha tha na

chacha bund v marwanda a Te Raiksha

we Chalnda ay

Rikshy wala utro gashtio... :-D:-)



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Confusing Statement

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Girl: Aj Office Jaatay Hi Boss

Mujh Pay Charrh Gaya

Friend: Q?

Girl: Mein Late Gayi Thi Naa :P



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Tumhare 2 Gool Gool

She: Tumhain mujh mein kya ‪‎pasand‬ hai

Me: Tumhare 2 gool gool balls jin pe 2 ‎black_dots‬ hain

She: w0tttt
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Me: Mujhe tumhari ‪‎ankhain‬ pasand hain :D:D:D



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Will You Dance

Boy: Will u dance with me?

Girl: Mai Bachy k sath nahi nachti

Boy: Oh Sorry Mujhe pata ni tha, K Ap Pragnent ho



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College nai jao ge

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nai jao gi

Mom: Lakin keun

Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain

Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain



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