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What is Tension

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What is tension???

1 khubsurat larki ny aap sy lift mangi

Rasty mein uski tabiyat kharab hogai

Aap use hospital ly gaye

Doctor bola: Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale hain

Lo hogayi tension.

Aap bole me iska baap nahi hun.

Larki boli yahi iska baap he

Aur tension

Police ayi or apka medical checkup hua


Report aya k aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte
Saala or tension

Aap ny thank God kaha or bahar agaye

Phr yaad aya k ghar mein 2 bacchy hain wo kis k??

:o

This iz the real Tension. :P



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Sunny Leone Bhi

Banday kiii izaat honi chahiya
 
Famous to sunny leone bhi hy :P ;)



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Aik Sath 6 Bacho Ko

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.

Woh bed se utri aur apne husband

ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi

Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi.



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NURSE Kept SARDARS FINGER

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NURSE kept SARDARS FINGER in HER MOUTH

 
after BLOOD TEST.
 
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
 
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
 
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST


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Aak Bache Ne Apni

Aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......

 
 
Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........


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CHACHI SHADI K BAD

LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD KYA HOTA HAI.?

 
CHACHI, BETA HONA KYA HAI BAS,
 
SARA DIN CHULLAI AGGY TAI
 
SARI RAT LULLY AGGY


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Taleem Kis K Andar

Taleem Kis k andar aajati h wo saadgi ikhtiyar kar leta h,

 
Or Kis k oupar se guzar jati h wo modern ban jata h


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Dil Torna Hamari Aadat Nahi

Dil torna hamari aadat nahi

Dil hum kesi ka dukhaty nahi
.
Bharosa rakhna mairi wafawon par
Dil mai basa ke hum kesi ko bhulaty nahi


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