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Mummy ka pait


Boy: Papa mummy ka pait itna phula hua kyun hai..??

 
Papa: Kaminey tujhe sab pata hai 
 
Boy: Promise papa mujhe nahi pata. Aap batao na
 
Papa: Paani bhara hua hai
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Boy: Oh No.!! Phir to Bhai doob hi gaya hoga


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Wizarat E Chudai Hukumat E Pakistan

Khabardar !!!!

 
rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye
 
yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan,
 
wizarat e chudai
 
hukumat e pakistan


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HAPPY MUTTHH DAY

Na Hum aids se derty hain

 
Na hi Condom Use kerty hain
 
Hum to duniya se derty hain
 
Iss liye Haath se kerty hain
 
HAPPY MUTTHH DAY


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Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila


Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo Muth Marne Beth Gaya.

 
1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se Bola:
Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hai, Bhaag Jaye..
 
Thorri Door Aa K ek Lomrri Boli:
Hua Kya Hai..??
 
Sher:
Maine Bohat Shikari Dekhe hain Per Aisa Shikari Nai Dekha Jo Itni C Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar chuka Hai..
 
Patta Nahi Kitne Fire Karega.. BahaaagOoOo


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Wo Us Area Ki Chameli Thi

Dekha to dost ki saheli thi,
dosti hui to dil me aag lageli thi,
 
pyar hua to ek paheli thi,
phir jab shadi hua to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi


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7 Dost Suhagrat K bad

 7 dost suhagrat k bad…:-P

 

1st Meri bv to 1110 jesi nikli jesy mrzi use kro

2nd meri bv 3310 nikli… 36 saal ka purana model

3rd meri bv N95, zara pyar sy chalana parta hai

4th Meri bv to blackberry hai.



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Dil Se Dil Mila Lena

Shair Sun Gando Dil Se Dil Mila Lena

Jaan Se jaan Mila Lena

 

Jab B Meri Yaad Aye To Rona Nhi

Ae DOST

 

Bus GAAND Main Ungli Daal Ke Hila Lena..;



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Ghunghat utha raha ho

Height of FaceBook Update 

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Suhaag Raat Hai, Ghunghat Utha Raha Hun Main :p
(Via i-Phone 1 Min Ago)
 
250 likes..
1 comment: Keep updating. :D


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