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Ghunghat utha raha ho

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Height of FaceBook Update 

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Suhaag Raat Hai, Ghunghat Utha Raha Hun Main :p
(Via i-Phone 1 Min Ago)
 
250 likes..
1 comment: Keep updating. :D


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Gabar A jaye ga

Pinky to Pappu: so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,

 
Pappu: pehle 100 rupey do.
 
Pinky: kyu?
 
Pappu:- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki
 
Ghar me roj raat ko Gabar ata hai. =D


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calender latkana hy

Boy:Khara nhi hota!
 
Dr:R u Maried?
 
Boy:No
 
Dr:Mutth?
 
Boy:No
 
Dr:U visit Chakla?
 
Boy:No
 
Dr:girlfrnd?
 
Boy:No
 
Dr:To phr khra kr k kya 2013 ka calender latkana hy?


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Husband Wife Code Word

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Ek husband wife ne sex ka code rakha phone karna hai

 
Pati - beta mammy se kaho papa ko urgent phone karna hai
 
Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone nahi kar sakte network kharab hai thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge
 
Pati - beta mammy ko bolo to papa public phone se call kar lenge
 
Patni - beta papa ko bolo khabardar aisa kiya to mummy ghar par call centre khol legi...


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Watching fashion TV

Father watching fashion t.v. Son comes in 

Father says:dekho kitni gharib larkian hain kapre khareedne ke liye paise nahi hain
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Son says:is se bhi ghareeb larkian dekhni hain to CD hai mere pass....!!!!
Son rocked father shocked


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Sardar Ka Beta Aur Sardar

Sardar da putar... Abba Main Suneya ay k Maa, pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee . .

Piyo.. Kuttay deya putra jiven tu luk luk ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda ae..
 



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Happy Birthday 2 u

Light janay k bad Moombatti le k  TOILET ja rha tha
Faraz.
Koi kamina phook mar kay keh gaya.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 u



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kya kharra karon

ye lo pakro
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kya kharra karon
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ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham



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