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Phir andar ghussao


Pehlay hath mein pakro!
..

Phir thook lagao?
..

Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna.



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Insan jab pehli bar dalta he

Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to wo
confuse hota he magar tum na ghbrana
or dal dena, Tum jese he rakho ge, wo
khud andar chala jae ga, Phir
tumhain acha lagay ga, or Phr ajeeb
ajeeb awazein ayein gi, Or phr jab
money nikal jaye… to tum nikal lena
apna…     A. T. M. Card !



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Kitna bara hai mera

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL



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Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi


Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM



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imran

Ladkay waley: ladka police main hay or 10000 pay hy or 15000 oper say kamata hy. Ladke waley: ladke nurse hy 3000 pay or 3,0000 rupez . . nechey say kamatey hy.

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Wife:main amairca say tmhar

Wife:main amairca say tmharay liye kiya gift laun

hsbnd:

1 amrican larki

wapce pay wife pas atay howay

hsbnd: maira gft?

Wife:9 mah intzaar karo



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Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.

Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi

Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!



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hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj


hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.


aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :

khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao

pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)



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